Course Title: How to Be the World’s Most Awesome Person
Description: Tired of being just kinda cool? Ready to ascend to legendary levels of awesomeness? This course is your ticket to becoming the human equivalent of a double rainbow riding a unicorn through a fireworks display. You’ll master the subtle art of humblebragging, learn how to enter rooms like you own the place (without actually owning the place), and develop the kind of charisma that makes puppies jealous.
But wait—there’s more! Upon completion, you’ll receive an official, totally serious, frame-worthy certificate declaring you as the World’s Most Awesome Person. Yes, it’s legally binding (in the court of public opinion). The world doesn’t need another average Joe. It needs an Awesome You™.
